| Fifty-one years
ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a
comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair.
On his second day, the Army issued Herman a
toothbrush. That afternoon, the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth.
On the third day, the Army issued him a jock
strap. The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years. |