The current transcript, as broadcast on KHPQ and KGFL:
April 18, 2014

    WELCOME TO COMMUNITY AFFAIRS BULLETIN BOARD BROUGHT TO YOU BY FIRST SERVICE BANK. PUT AN EVENT ON THE AIR BY FAXING YOUR RELEASE TO 745-4084, EMAIL YOUR RELEASE TO DIXIE AT KHPQ DOT COM OR DROP IT BY THE STATION.

    CLINTON COWSERT ELEMENTARY SCHOOL WILL HAVE REGISTRATION FOR KINDERGARTEN STUDENTS MONDAY, APRIL 21ST THROUGH FRIDAY, APRIL 25TH FROM 8:30 A.M. UNTIL 2:30 P.M. THE CHILD MUST BE FIVE YEARS OLD ON OR BEFORE AUGUST FIRST. BRING BIRTH CERTIFICATE, SOCIAL SECURITY CARD, UP TO DATE SHOT RECORDS AND CURRENT PHYSICAL FROM YOUR DOCTOR. CALL 745-6046 FOR MORE INFORMATION.

    THE GREATER GOOD CAF… LOCATED ON MAIN STREET IN CLINTON OFFERS LUNCH FROM 11 AM UNTIL TWO PM ON TUESDAY THROUGH FRIDAYS. EVERY DAY IS DONATION ONLY DAY. EAT WHAT YOU NEED AND PAY WHAT YOU CAN.

    THE VAN BUREN COUNTY LIBRARY WILL HOLD ITS FIRST ANNUAL TWO MILE FUN RUN WALK ON JUNE SEVENTH FROM SIX TO SEVEN P.M. IN SIMLOCK ACRES IN CLINTON. CALL 745-2100 FOR REGISTRATION INFORMATION AND LEARN HOW TO SPONSOR THIS EVENT. ALL FUNDS WILL HELP FURNISH THE NEW LIBRARY.

    THE CLINTON 2014 PROM PARADE WILL BE SATURDAY, APRIL 26TH AT 6:45 P.M. ON THE CLINTON SQUARE. INCLEMENT WEATHER WILL MOVE THE PARADE TO THE AUDITORIUM. TAKE PICTURES AND CLAP FOR THE COUPLES. GRAHAM AND ASSOCIATES REAL ESTATE IS SPONSORING THIS EVENT.

    THE SHADY GROVE BAPTIST CHURCH WILL HAVE A CHURCH SIGN DEDICATION IN MEMORY OF DANNY THOMAS ON SUNDAY, APRIL 27TH AT 11 A.M. REFRESHMENTS WILL FOLLOW.

    A NEW VAN BUREN COUNTY 4-H POULTRY CLUB IS BEING ORGANIZED AND WILL HOLD THE FIRST MEETING ON MONDAY, APRIL 28TH AT SIX P.M. IN THE FIRST SERVICE BANK COMMUNITY ROOM. NEVER BEEN IN 4-H? NOT A PROBLEM. COME IF YOUíRE INTERESTED IN REARING AND CARING FOR POULTRY AT HOME AND ARE BETWEEN THE AGES OF FIVE AND 19. CALL 745-7117.

    HEBER THEATER WILL PRESENT FAITH COUNTY BY MARK LANDON SMITH. PRODUCTION WILL BE MAY NINTH AND TENTH AND 12TH AND 13TH AT THE PAVILION IN THE PINES. CURTAIN IS SEVEN P.M. ADMISSION IS BY DONATION AND ALL PROCEEDS WILL BENEFIT BREAKIN BREAD, THE LOCAL SOUP KITCHEN.

    G E D AND BASIC COMPUTER CLASSES ARE HELD IN ST. JOE ON TUESDAY AND THURSDAYS FROM FOUR TO SEVEN AT THE HELP CENTER. FOR MORE INFORMATION, CALL LISA AT 870-688-6011.

    APRIL IS NATIONAL CHILD ABUSE PREVENTION MONTH. IF YOU SEE CHILD ABUSE, REPORT IT TO 800 482-5964.

    THIS IS COMMUNITY AFFAIRS AND IíM DIXIE CARTER.